White Hats Strike Back Against Manhattan D.A’s Office Staff

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White Hats have yet to arrest Alvin Bragg, but they have captured one of his odious co-conspirators, Chief of Investigations Division Susan Hoffinger, a suspected transvestite, seasoned litigator and former defense attorney who rejoined the Manhattan district attorney’s office in 2022 for a single purpose: get Trump.

Although Bragg waited until April 2023 to convene a grand jury, he had his sights on Trump by early 2022 and had assembled what he called an “all-star” team of investigators and prosecutors, among them Hoffinger. She played a pivotal part in coercing a guilty plea from former Trump executive Allen Weisselberg, then, emboldened by success, dedicated her life to vilifying President Trump.

Sources at JAG told Real Raw News they have proof that Bragg, Hoffinger, her immediate boss Joshua Steinglass, and the entire D.A.’s office interviewed prospective jurors prior to the selection and elimination process—an illegal and unethical act. They instructed those with a foaming hatred for President Trump to downplay their animus and act impartial, so Trump’s legal team wouldn’t move to exclude them. In the end, Trump faced a stacked jury, bursting with Clinton and Biden voters whose anti-Trump social media pages Hoffinger had scrubbed or sanitized long before Trump’s lawyers looked them in the eyes.

Karma, as the aphorism goes, is a bitch.

On Sunday morning, JAG investigators posing as an FBI protection detail deceived Hoffinger into opening her front door, saying she had to accompany them at once because MAGA cultists had doxed her address and swarms of rabid Trump supporters were currently heading her way to exact vengeance, torch and pitchfork style. They even showed her A.I.-generated video of a fleet of Ford F-150s packed with rednecks and flying upside down flags crossing the Throgs Neck Bridge, 20 miles from her White Plains home. They urged her to leave behind her belongings and said more agents would arrive shortly to fortify her property and repel Trump’s army.

A skeptical Hoffinger told investigators she wanted to speak with Bragg before vacating the premises, but the investigators assured her they’d already spoken with District Attorney Bragg and Homeland Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas, both of whom entrusted them with her safety.

“Ma’am, there’s 75 MAGA on the way. We needed to leave five minutes ago,” an investigator told her.

“I hate those insurrectionists,” Hoffinger reportedly replied, then hopped in the rear seat of a Crown Victoria JAG had tweaked to mimic an FBI sedan, government plates included.

Only after they were in motion did Hoffinger inquire about their destination.

“I hope you get those MAGA. Where are you taking me?” she asked.

“To GITMO, ma’am,” they confessed. “Well, not directly. But soon enough.”

She gaped in stunned silence, then said, “GITMO? I don’t understand.”

“For treason.”

Hoffinger clenched her fists and hammered them against the plexiglass partition separating the front and rear seats. She pulled on the door latch in vain.

“Safety locks, ma’am,” an investigator told her. “It behooves you to buckle up and enjoy the scenery quietly. We have a bit of a ride.”

Our source said Hoffinger will remain at a holding facility for interrogation.

“We’re going to squeeze this one. She has info that can help us,” our source said.

In closing, we asked our source why JAG—or other White Hat elements—targeted Hoffinger instead of going straight for Bragg’s throat.

“Bragg’s in hiding right now, but we know where he is. And he really does have a shitload of feds around him. They’ll all get to GITMO and hopefully get a rope—Bragg, his whole office, and that jury too. President Trump has exposed the traitors, and now they go where traitors go.”

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